This week on Jay and Ross Talk Shit, we’re starting something new. In a world overrun with terrible sequels and re-makes, and filled with a wealth of fantastic television, Jason is having a cinematic crisis of faith. It is up to Ross to show him that there are still reasons to be excited about modern cinema.

Each week, we’ll pick a movie and watch it, keeping score of how many Jason enjoyed. We’re also open to suggestions from listeners for interesting movies to help Jason care again. This week, we watch Cabin in the Woods and talk at length about our imagined Jurassic World sequel, Raptor Lawyer.

If you’ve tuned out for a few weeks, this is our invitation to jump back in and listen to us goof off and have fun for a while.

0:00 – Intro
0:28 – Jason’s Cinematic Crisis of Faith
—3:39-6:50 – Tangent: Jurassic World and the Origin of Raptor Lawyer
10:12 – Cabin in the Woods
34:52 – More Raptor Lawyer